My Socks Are on Fire!

Thursday, December 20, 2007

I Do Not Condone This

It is merely an intellectual exercise.

Rules for breaking in:

1. Don't change anything. This is the most important rule. Unless you are an idiot you don;t want to get caught. The easiest way to not get caught is for them to not suspect anything is wrong. As soon as they notice something is amiss you have problems.

2. Get in and get out. Don't dawdle. The longer you are in the higher your chance of getting caught becomes. Yes, it is exciting and that's why you do it. But you'll have to get your adrenaline thrill in short bursts. You can always come back for more.

3. Get a key. This goes back to rule one. If you have to forcibly enter chances are they'll notice when they get back. Sometimes a key isn't necessary as people leave their doors unlocked all the time, but having one means you can go whenever you want.

4. Don't be seen. If you can see somebody, then they can see you. But you have to remember that just because you can't see anybody doesn't mean you can't be seen. If possible, wait until the neighbors leave for extra security.

I'll probably come up with more later.

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¶ 12/20/2007 04:07:00 PM

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