I Hope That Something Better Comes Along
"Stay away from women, that's my motto. I can't, that's my trouble."
- Rowlf the Dog
I think I finally realized I was single when I noticed that I sized up every woman I met for dating potential. From what I can tell this is not an inherently weird thing to do, but it certainly is a new experience. There have been a number of women who would fall into the category of "dateable." Unfortunately I don't really think any of them have placed me in the same category. Well there is one, but I don't actually know her. It's kind of weird. For the purposes of this blog I'm going to reference them by various pseudonyms.
Oprah: A nice girl but currently "dating Jesus" As someone pointed out to me I seem to like the weird ones, but this is a weird that proves to be an obstacle.
Monica: I've been interested in her for a while now, but I got shot down and haven't pursued it since.
Jill: Very attractive, but in what appears to be a steady long term relationship.
Erin: Too old for me, apparently.
Sweater (not the best pseudonym, but what do you want): Could be interesting, but we don't know each other too well and I think she might be interested in a mutual classmate.
That's all the ones I want to talk about for now.
There's something irresistibleish about 'em
Labels: muppets, pseudonym, weird, women